dutchster:

when you look inside the toilet before you flush

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fingerblaster113:

trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh

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elitewifi:

bye

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therealhousewivesofpanem:

when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open
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lion:

me

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gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

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starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

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taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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