the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night
Best out of context quote from the show
I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either
'you don't look gay'
will i look gay when i’m going down on ur girl
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES